In this week's episode...
By Betty
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Sheba was born on a bright sunny day in the middle of summer. Her father the famous Commander Cain, who at this time in his life was still a colonel, was home at the time of her birth. He cried for joy when the doctor told him he had a healthy baby girl. Their friends from all over the twelve worlds sent gifts and congratulations to the new parents. Baby Sheba had everything a little girl needed, she wanted for nothing.
One day when Sheba was ten yahrens old her mother took her to visit an old friend on the Colony of Caprica, Sheba and her mother lived on Scorpia at the time. He mother's friend had three strong, beautiful children of her own. A boy named Apollo, and little girl the same age as Sheba named Athena, and a little baby boy named Zac, who put peanut butter in Sheba`s hair.
The oldest boy Apollo had a friend from school visiting him, his name was Starbuck. Sheba didn't like Starbuck because Apollo would rather be around him than Sheba, and Sheba had decided that she was going to marry Apollo. But Apollo had other plans. He planned on becoming a Colonial Warrior, and he wanted Starbuck by his side as his wingman. Starbuck wanted what Apollo wanted, and Starbuck also wanted Apollo.
The children grew up and all five became warriors, although Athena was a bit disappointed that her father made her work on the bridge instead of allowing her to fly a viper like her brothers. But she grew to like her job, and stayed the apple of her daddy's eye.
Sheba didn't go to the Galactica though. She was stationed on her Daddy's ship, the Pegasus, where he was now the Commander. But unlike Athena, Sheba was allowed to fly a viper, and she flew it very well.
A few yahrens later the Pegasus was lost in battle, the Cylons destroyed the twelve worlds, and Apollo and Athena's baby brother Zac was killed. Apollo and Athena cried, but Starbuck stayed by Apollo's side. He refused to leave his best friend in his time mourning. Then Starbuck's heart was broken. An evil witch put a spell on Apollo, and she made Apollo marry her. Her name was Serina, and she wanted Apollo for a father for her illegitimate child, Boxey.
Then the evil witch was killed, and Starbuck secretly rejoiced, and stayed by Apollo's side while he wept. Apollo's heart was now broken, but with Starbuck constant care and loving arms it soon mended. Then one day Starbuck's dream came true, Apollo kissed him. It was a soft, timid kiss at first that grew in passion and hunger. That night Starbuck made love to Apollo for the first time. They were so happy together, no one ever saw them apart.
Then one day the impossible happened .The Pegasus was found. They were not lost in battle after all. Sheba rejoiced. She would see her prince again. Her plans to marry Apollo would come true.
Or would they?
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EPISODE 2
In last week's episode... The Pegasus was found. They were not lost in battle after all. Sheba rejoiced. She would see her prince again. Her plans to marry Apollo would come true.
Or would they?
In this week's episode...
By Jen
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When Sheba arrived on board the Galactica she very was happy to she her prince. She was not happy to see Starbuck. When she realized how much closer Apollo and Starbuck had become since the last time she saw them she was *very* not happy. When she found out that her prince was raising another woman's child she was *very, very* not happy.
Sheba vowed to get rid of Starbuck and Boxey so that she could have Apollo all to herself. She would smile sweetly at Starbuck and Boxey whenever Apollo was around but all the while she seethed inside.
When her first attempts at doing away with the two of them were met with failure, she decided to enlist the help of her father, Commander Cain. Her father wanted his only daughter to marry the son of a commander so he readily agreed and together they formulated their evil plans.
The day to carry out their plan finally arrived. Sheba, Apollo, Starbuck, their friend Boomer, and her friend from the Pegasus, a man named Bojay, were to be sent down to a Cylon outpost and destroy it. She smiled to herself. She would make sure that Starbuck never came back from that outpost. Then when she returned to the Galactica she would get rid of the little boy while Apollo was busy mourning his friend.
As they were all getting ready to leave, a woman named Cassieopea whom her father had been dating and whom was also a med tech, arrived and insisted that they take her along. Sheba had never liked this woman and she figured if she got in her way while they were down there she would make sure that she never came back either.
While on the planet everything went awry. Her friend Bojay was shot in the leg. There was an argument over who should stay with Bojay. She didn't want to leave her good friend when he was injured, but neither did she want to lose this opportunity to rid herself of Starbuck.
During the argument, Starbuck and Boomer decided to go on ahead to set the charges that would blow up the command center. A few moments later Apollo noticed them missing and went to follow his friends. Sheba felt she had no choice but to follow him. He was her prince after all and she should be with him.
She and Apollo arrived just in time to see the command center blow up. While their team's mission had been successful, her mission had been a failure. She fumed over the delay.
That night she met with her father so that they could formulate a new plan. They decided that the next time the warriors were engaged in a battle Sheba would keep a close eye on Starbuck. When the time was right, she would get Starbuck away from the others and blow him to kingdom come! Hahahaha!
When the alert sounded, Sheba rubbed her hands together with glee. Finally! The blond interloper would be history!
The battle was fast and hard. It wasn't easy keeping track of Starbuck amongst all of those ships but she was a great pilot. The opportunity finally presented itself and she had him lined up in her sights. The next thing she knew she heard an explosion and felt her ship rock as a Cylon fighter clipped her viper with its laser volley. Curses!
Another viper took out the Cylon fighter before it could finish her off but she now had to focus all of her energy on getting back to the safety of the Pegasus. Blondie would have to wait.
Shortly after that all of the wounded had to be sent to the Galactica, despite her protests this included her also. There was to be a big battle coming up and her father wanted to make sure his little princess stayed safe.
Her despair knew no bounds when she discovered that the Pegasus was once again lost. She blamed Starbuck for all of her losses. If it hadn't been for him she would have been on the Pegasus. If it wasn't for him her prince would be there with her. She cursed the day he was born, she cursed everything that was Holy for dealing her such a cruel hand.
From this day forward she would never be defeated again! She vowed to use the powers of Darkness to avenge the injustice that the fates had dealt her! Starbuck's days were numbered!
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Will this be the end of our heroes?
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EPISODE 3
In last week's episode... Sheba had vowed to use the powers of Darkness to avenge the injustices that she felt fate had dealt her.
In this week's episode...
By Sithkitten
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Sheba was delighted and overjoyed when Count Iblis was discovered. She couldn't wait to get him alone. *She* knew who he was, even if the others didn't. Deep in the dark of night (or as dark as night ever got on a battlestar whose lights were always on) she had made a great sacrifice to the Prince of Darkness. She had bent the fuzzy form of Muffit backwards over an alter and cut out his little mechanical heart, offering it in exchange for aid in her quest to snare Apollo. So when Iblis arrived, she was ready for him. At last, she was able to get him away from the others, on the pretext of giving him a tour of the ship.
"Great Lord," she cried, dropping to the ground to kiss his feet. "Thank you for coming so fast to aid your faithful servant!"
Iblis looked at the pathetic groveling wench on the floor and laughed. "Get up, you silly fool. Do you really think it was your summons that brought me? I was bored, and looking for a little action."
"Oh!" Sheba's eyes widened, and she scrambled to her feet. "Well, in that case-" she tried out her best seductive smile, the one she'd been practicing on Apollo. "Is there anything I can do for you, my lord?"
"Now that's more like it..." Iblis smiled. Sheba's tour of the Galactica led him to her bedroom. Shortly, one could hear interesting sounds emerging from her room. Then there was an appalled shriek. "You never told me it was *barbed*!!!"
The next day found Sheba walking rather bow-legged, and more determined than ever to snare Apollo for herself. She rather doubted he would have any prickly surprises for her...
But alas, the plans went wrong. Apollo figured out who Iblis was, and that Sheba had invited him to help her out. So, regretfully, she had to kill him. Of course, she made it look like an accident, and she had to pretend it was really her that was supposed to die, but she did the deed herself. If she couldn't have Apollo, then by damn, nobody else would either! Most especially not that annoying Lieutenant that was always hanging all over him.
But what was this? There were those damned Ships of Light. They interfered with everything, and brought Apollo back to life. So Sheba waited for her chance, because she somehow knew it was in the script for Apollo to face down Iblis again. And when she saw her chance, she took it- she managed to grab hold of Iblis' head as he was in the process of being vanquished by the forces of Good.
"Damn, Sheba- not only did you fail me, but you've got a hell of a strong grip!" The head fussed in her grasp, but she didn't drop it.
"Knock it off, you- or would you rather I let Apollo finish the rest of you off too?"
The head muttered and grumbled. Sheba looked around to make sure nobody was watching, then stuffed the head under her shirt. Nobody would notice it there when she went back to the Galactica.
The head quit grumbling and began making pleased noises. Apollo and Starbuck, on the return trip to the Galactica, made note of the unusually large smile Sheba wore.
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EPISODE 4
In last week's episode... Sheba had an encounter with Count Iblis and the two of them formed an alliance of sorts.
In this week's episode...
By Betty
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Sheba had successfully hidden Iblis' head in her quarters, on a shelf above her bed where she could talk to him late at night. The two made evil plans to get even with Starbuck and Apollo. Sheba didn't know it, but Iblis had decided there was no way Apollo was going to get his hands on her. She belonged to him, Count Iblis, and no one else. Even if he was now just a head with no body, he alone would own her body and soul.
Iblis had secretly found a way to keep his eye on Sheba when she was out of her quarters. He had used what little powers he had left to create a magical screen which he could use to watch her every move. Tonight she was going to the Rising Star with the other warriors, this worried him because she had plans to get Apollo into bed, that was something Iblis couldn't allow to happen, he wanted Apollo dead.
*****
The Astral Lounge was crowded tonight. It had been three sectars since the Ships of Light had given them the secret co-ordinates to Earth, and no sign of the Cylons. the people were rejoicing. Apollo and Starbuck had plans to spend the evening drinking and dancing followed by some hot wild sex in one of the rooms upstairs. Just the other day Adama had walked into Apollo's quarters unannounced and seen the two making love on Apollo's couch. He just stared at the naked men, smirked an evil smirk, shook his head and said "I knew it." and walked out. Nothing else was said about it, but he did give them an evil smirk every time he saw them after that.
The only thing messing up their evening was Sheba. She kept snuggling up to Apollo and trying to kiss him. Apollo didn't want to hurt the girl, but he was getting angry. She just wouldn't leave him alone. He was about to tell her that he was in love with Starbuck and there was nothing she could do about it when Starbuck whispered in his ear.
"Why don't you take her to the dance floor and totally embarrass her, maybe then she will leave you alone."
Apollo grinned at Starbuck. Why is it he always had a plan?
Sheba felt like fainting when Apollo took her hand and asked her to dance. She gave Starbuck the 'I won' look which Starbuck returned with a 'yeah right' look. Sheba didn't like that look.
*****
In their quarters Iblis watched Apollo take Sheba to the dance floor, he didn't like this, not one bit. Who did Apollo think he was dancing with Sheba, and so badly to, the boy just didn't have any rhythm at all. Why he was embarrassing Sheba. Iblis decided it was time to put a stop to it. He closed his eyes and called on his powers.
"Take me to that dance floor now."
There was puff of smoke and the head disappeared.
*****
On the dance floor Sheba jumped straight up in the air.
"Oh what's that........ oh that feels good, oh my, oh yes."
Apollo stopped and stared at Sheba. The girl was acting strange. She was moaning and withering on the dance floor like a person possessed by a devil. Then Apollo noticed something else, something was under Sheba`s dress, and it was moving.
Sheba had never felt so wonderful in her life. She fell down onto the dance floor with a loud orgasmic moan, her body withering, her hips thrusting into the air. The music stopped, the crowd all stood still watching the show taking place on the floor. Starbuck ran up to Apollo and asked him what was going on.
Apollo pointed to Sheba and said, "She's got something up her dress."
"What is it?"
"I don't know. Take a look."
"I'm not looking, you're the Captain, you look."
"I'm not looking."
Just then Sheba let out a very loud long moan. "OOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH IIIIIBBBBLLLLLLLLIIIIIIISSSSSSSS."
Everyone gasped as Iblis head suddenly flew out from under Sheba`s dress, yelling out loudly, "SHE`S MINE, ALL MINE, MINE I TELL YOU! NO ONE CAN TOUCH HER BUT ME NOW, SHE`S MINE!"
Sheba saw the head, and heard it's words. She quickly jumped up and ran screaming for the door. Iblis head took off after her. The crowd could hear his teeth clacking together as bit at her ass cheeks and screamed at her.
"YOU CAN`T GET AWAY FROM ME MY PRETTY! YOUR MINE, ALL MINE!"
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EPISODE 5
In last week's episode... Sheba and Count Iblis' alliance took a rather strange turn.
In this week's episode...
By Jen
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Sheba was fuming. Once again her plans had been foiled! She had been so close to getting her Prince to whisk her away to one of the private rooms and make mad passionate love to her. Then Count Iblis had shown up and made that horrible scene on the dance floor!
She tried locking him in a box but he kept magically transporting himself out of it. Whatever was she to do? He was supposed to be helping her with her evil plans, not hindering her. She just had to think of a scheme to get rid of both Starbuck and Iblis. The boy could wait.
Eventually, a wicked grin spread across her face as an idea came to her. It was all so simple. First things first. Get rid of Starbuck. This time she would make certain that there were no potential witnesses to interrupt her while she disposed of the annoying Lieutenant.
All she had to do was wait for some night when Starbuck was alone in his quarters. She would then crawl through the ventilation ducts and find the grid that led to his bedchamber. While the blond man slept she would slip into his room and slit his throat and creep out again through the ducts. There would be no sign of an intruder and people would just assume that the Lieutenant had killed himself, probably because he knew that Apollo could never truly be his.
Sheba would of course be there to console her Prince and they would live happily ever after. Perfect.
As for Iblis, she would gift her so-called ally with a beautiful decorative box for him to sleep in. She would flatter him and tell him that one such as himself should only reside in luxury. The box would have a hidden timer in it that would start counting down as soon as it felt the weight of Iblis' head on its sensors. When the counter reached zero... BLAM! No more Iblis. Hahahahahahaha!
Sheba kept her eyes and ears open and two days later her efforts were rewarded when she spied Apollo and Starbuck leaving the OC together. Apollo leaned over and kissed his friend (YUCK!) and bid him goodnight. Starbuck headed off to his quarters alone.
Rubbing her hands together with glee, Sheba rushed back to her own quarters. Once arriving she was relieved to find that Iblis was nowhere to be found. She quickly removed the vent cover of the ventilation duct in her bedchamber, climbed in, then carefully replaced the cover.
As she made her way through the ducts, she had to stop frequently to check her hand-drawn map with a flashlight. Further and further she went through the dark tunnels, cackling with glee at the thought of what she was about to do. Suddenly there was a rush of hot air and her map was blown out of her hand. 'Curses! Oh, well, I'm not going to let a little thing like that keep me from my goal,' Sheba thought as she continued on.
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Meanwhile, Count Iblis had an evil plan of his own. As Sheba was crawling through the ducts, Iblis was lying in wait in Apollo's quarters. When the unsuspecting Captain arrived home he was in for a nasty surprise! Hehehehehe! Sheba would be all his!
*****
Crawling through the ducts, Sheba was beginning to get worried. Surely Starbuck's quarters couldn't be this far away from her own? She decided she better peak out through one of the vent openings to see where she was. At the next opening she peered out.
Whichever room she was looking out into was very dark. Turning on her flashlight she leaned out through the opening to get a better look. The next thing she knew she had lost her balance and was tumbling through the opening and into the room below. There was a loud crash as she landed on a metal surface. The stench of chemicals burned her eyes and nose. Calling for the lights in between coughing fits, she found herself in a lab, sitting on a table amidst a bunch of spilled chemicals.
Deciding to cut her loses for tonight and try again another time with a new map, she got up and stumbled towards the door. She called for the lights to be turned off and was momentarily puzzled when the room was still lit up with a strange green glow. She caught her reflection in the glass front of one of the cabinets. She screamed when she realized that the light was coming from her. She was GLOWING... AND GREEN!!!
*****
Apollo entered his quarters after stopping at his sister's to pick up Boxey. The man and boy were halfway across the living area when suddenly Count Iblis' head sprang out at them from behind a chair.
"GGGGGGGRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOWWWWWLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Iblis shouted.
Boxey screamed in fright and kicked out at the head as hard as he could. The head went sailing through the air and its momentum caused it to start ricocheting off the walls. It flew back and forth around the room until a quick thinking Apollo ran to open the door. After the next bounce Iblis flew through the open door and shot down the corridor.
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When will Iblis' head stop bouncing?
Will Sheba ever stop glowing?
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EPISODE 6
In last week's episode... Sheba was glowing. Count Iblis was bouncing.
In this week's episode...
By Sithkitten
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Sheba took to her heels through the deserted corridors of the Galactica. What would she do if someone saw her... but no, there was the door to her quarters. She was nearly safe. just a little further...
"Sheba?" Bojay's voice stopped her before she reached the sanctuary of her room.
"What?" she snarled. Her old friend blinked at her blearily from his doorway. He'd been drinking, she could tell.
"Damn, girl- know you're jealous of Starbuck, but don' ya think you're gettin' a bit carried away?"
"What in Sagan's name are you talking about?" She tossed her glowing hair back over her shoulders, an angry gesture.
"You're *green,* girl!" Bojay blinked repeatedly and clutched at the doorframe. Sheba thought quickly.
"Nonsense, Bojay- you're drunk. Go to bed." She flounced past him with another toss of her hair and reached her quarters at last. Once inside, she sighed with relief, then looked around for Iblis- or rather, what should have been a scorched spot that used to be Iblis. The special new box was still there. She checked the hidden timer and found that it had only run down by a few brief centons. What the hell...? Oh well.
She threw herself into a chair and thought for a moment. What in all hells was she going to do? She couldn't go out of her quarters like this- as long as the chemicals lasted, which could be a *very* long time, she was stuck being a brilliant shade of green.
How was she supposed to seduce Apollo in this state? The man had never once shown a romantic interest in lightbulbs!
Then a thought crossed her mind, and she grinned with evil joy. She could still carry out her original plan, with a slight modification...
Quicker than thought, Sheba was at her computer terminal. She hacked into the Galactica's mainframe with ease, then shut down all power systems. Instantly, the great ship was plunged into darkness. All, of course, except for where Sheba was- she still produced plenty of light to see by. She moved briskly out into the hallways, intent on reaching the quarters of her rival and eliminating him while he slept. And of course, with the power out, anyone who saw her and how she was glowing would be sure they were seeing things. Wonderful!
She actually had her hand on the manual release for Starbuck's door when her glow abruptly flickered and went out, plunging Sheba into the same darkness as the rest of the Galactica. Then she heard a peculiar sound, almost like something was bouncing. And while it was bouncing, it was calling her name.
"Sheeeeebaaaa.... I'm going to get you, you bitch! I know you're there, I saw you before the green light went out!"
Sheba gasped. It was Iblis, still alive, very pissed, and from the sounds of it, bouncing down the hallway like a runaway Triad ball.
"I know what you tried to do to me, and I won't have it! You're mine, I tell you! Mine! MINE!!"
Sheba turned to run.
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Will Iblis catch up to Sheba?
Will he participate in the next Triad tournament?
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EPISODE 7
In last week's episode... Iblis was angry and Sheba finally stopped glowing.
In this week's episode...
By Betty
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Sheba turned and ran down the corridor, with the head of Iblis in hot pursuit. She screamed when she felt the head hit her in the back, and heard the fabric of her shirt rip when he sunk his teeth into her. She continued running and screaming though the halls of the huge ship, all the while Iblis continued to bounce after her, ripping at her clothes with his teeth, her clothes falling in tatters onto the floor until she was completely naked.
"Your mine Sheba, now everyone can see the mark I have left on you."
"No please! Someone help me!" Sheba screamed.
But everyone who had come to their door to see what was going on recoiled in horror at the sight before them. Sheba`s breasts and buttocks were covered in bruises and bite marks. But it was her body that horrified them the most. Deep dark red lines covered her from the neck, and traveled all the way down to her sex. Her pubic hair was gone, and in it's place was a pitch black tattoo that simply read "Sex Slave Of The Great Count Iblis".
"No one can help you now, Sheba. You've sold your soul to the devil himself." Bojay yelled at her.
"You hear your comrades Sheba, no one will help you, your mine, and now I will punish you for what you tried to do to me. I`ll rip your heart out Sheba." Iblis`s evil laughter said.
"No Iblis, please, you can't do that. I'm pregnant with your child."
Iblis stopped his bouncing, the warriors who were watching this spectacle gasped in horror.
"She's having Iblis' child!"
"Oh, I wouldn't wish that on the Cylon Imperious Leader!"
"Nobody to blame but herself!"
"Serves her right."
"Evil, wicked woman."
All the comments made Sheba sob in despair, but the one that made her wail and howl like a daggit trapped in the iron jaws of trap was...
"She's the mother of the Anti-Christ."
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Will Sheba give birth to a monster?
Will Iblis make a good daddy?
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EPISODE 8
In last week's episode... Sheba told Iblis that she was going to be a mother.
In this week's episode...
By Jen
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Sheba ran down the corridor with Iblis in hot pursuit. She had to think fast. That rotten head was ruining everything! How she wished she had never brought it back with her!
Suddenly an idea came to her.
A very evil idea.
She ran to the launch bay as if the devil himself was chasing her. Come to think of it, the devil really was chasing her!
Skidding into the nearest launch tube she opened one of the maintenance panels. On the other side of the panel was a small compartment that the engineers sometimes used when making repairs.
Perfect! She quickly ducked inside. When an enraged Count Iblis flew past her hiding spot she pressed the nearby purge button and sent the head from hell hurtling into space.
*****
Commander Adama stood on the bridge proudly surveying his crew.
'What a fine bunch of soldiers they are!' he thought to himself. 'Why I dare say they...'
"WHAT IN HADES??!!!" Adama gaped at the image that had just appeared on the main viewscreen in disbelief.
"Wrong! Not in Hades, but right here, Adama!" Iblis disembodied head shouted.
"I-Iblis!" the Commander spluttered. "What are you doing out there in space?"
Iblis gave him a feral snarl. "Just hanging about. What does it look like I'm doing?! One of your little imps put me out here! But I'll get her! I'll get you all!" He shouted and then laughed maniacally (for how else would a disembodied head from hell laugh).
"Iblis, perhaps we can talk about this in a civilized manner?" Adama tried to reason.
"The time for talk is over! I must avenge myself of this horrible insult!" With that he stuck out his tongue, giving the Commander and crew a raspberry before he vanished in a puff of smoke.
*****
Sheba smiled evilly to herself as she watched Iblis propelled into space. That was one problem solved. Unfortunately, now she had a new one.
Was she carrying a monster? Count Iblis was the only man she had been with, so she must be! She had to get rid of the little demon and fast! Her Prince would be horrified if she gave birth to a monster!
'I know, I can get Cassieopea to help me. I knew that sniveling slut might come in handy some day!'
At the door to Cassieopea's quarters, Sheba mentally prepared herself for her performance. When she was ready she rang the door chime. After a moment the door opened and a sobbing Sheba threw herself into Cassie's arms.
"Oh, Cassie! You have to help me!"
"Sheba! What's wrong?" Cassieopea asked worriedly as she led the distraught woman into her quarters and settled her onto the longseat.
"Oh, Cassie! I have a terrible problem! I'm pregnant!"
"Calm down," Cassie said soothingly. "This obviously came as a surprise to you but giving birth can be a wonderful thing."
"Not in this case! You see, the father is Starbuck!"
Cassie's mouth fell open in shock. "But that can't be! Starbuck is in love with Apollo!"
Sheba ground her teeth and then snarled. "Well, Apollo is not in love with him! He was jealous because Apollo is in love with me. That's why he raped me, so that Apollo wouldn't want me!"
"I don't believe it!"
"Believe it! Because it's true!" Sheba wailed theatrically before burying her face against Cassie's shoulder.
Cassieopea absently held her all the while wondering if there could be any truth to what Sheba was saying.
Confident that she had Cassie completely fooled, Sheba grinned evilly and thought, 'Hehehe! Two birds with one stone! Soon my prince will be mine!"
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Will Cassieopea help Sheba?
Will Sheba give birth to a monster?
What will Apollo say when he hears the news?
Tune in next week- same time, same place- for the continuing adventures of The Evil Sheba Chronicles. What will she have in store for Our Heroes next? Tune in, and find out...
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EPISODE 9
In last week's episode... Sheba came up with an evil scheme to blame Starbuck for getting her pregnant.
In this week's episode...
By Sithkitten
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"Calm down," Cassie said. Sheba looked awful, gasping and blotchy, with tears running down her face. "Does this mean you don't want the child?"
Sheba nodded, with a small hiccup.
"Okay, then come to medbay with me- we have to see how far along it is before I know what to do."
Sheba followed, not sure what would happen next. After all, the baby had only just been conceived... and who knew what the child of Iblis would be like?
Cassiopeia sat Sheba on an empty bed and hooked her up to a scanner. "Here we go. Now let's just see... oh, my!"
"What?" Sheba craned her head to see the screen.
"There's- this just isn't right! Who did you say the father was?"
Sheba felt something inside her, an uneasy twisting of fear. "Starbuck. It was Starbuck!"
"But that can't be, not unless Starbuck has become a demon! Look at this!" And Cassie moved out of the way, so Sheba could see the screen better.
The inside of Sheba's body showed clearly, as did a gyrating, twisting little thing. It stopped moving, as though it could feel her eyes on it, and stared out of her own belly at her. Sheba screamed.
"No! Oh dear lords, NO! I'm carrying a Gremlin!"
The little critter within her made a face, then did a backflip. It was now growing visibly.
"This is too weird... Sheba, are you sure you haven't had sex with any aliens? Because this isn't normal development for a human child-" she broke off with a little shriek when the Gremlin, now twice the size it had been a moment ago, made a rude gesture at her.
"The nerve! Sheba, you have to get rid of this. You must have done it with a particularly nasty being, to conceive such a malicious child." *Although, that could just be your personality rubbing off on it,* she thought.
"Yes! Yes! Get rid of it now!" Sheba watched in horror as the little thing grew again. She could feel it now, dancing around inside of her. *Damn that Iblis anyway,* she thought.
Cassie pulled out the appropriate tool and prepared to take care of the situation. She followed standard procedure, but the little Gremlin resisted being sucked out of its warm nest until it had grown three more times. Then it shot out of Sheba with a shriek of malicious glee and took off, spindly green limbs shining wetly. The two women stared after it, absolutely stunned, as it turned before leaving the room.
"I am the Anti-Christ!" it cackled gleefully. "And just wait 'till I tell my Daddy what you two tried to do to me!"
Then it spun and ran off.
"Oh, shit!" Sheba moaned. *Now* how in hell was she supposed to get Apollo to love her, with that little monster running loose on the ship?
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What will Iblis do when he finds out about what Sheba tried to do to their son?
Will Sheba turn out to be a good mother?
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EPISODE 10
In last week's episode... Sheba gave birth to a surprisingly unpleasant child.
In this week's episode...
By Betty
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The Gremlin quickly made it's way to the mess hall's kitchen, now closed for the day. Once there he searched every cupboard and fridge eating all the food he could find until his stomach was full and the cupboards were bare. With a loud burp and a smack of his lips his crawled into the ventilation tube and went searching for his next objective. It didn't take him long to find what he was looking for.
Starbuck and Apollo climbed out of the pool and grabbed their towels to quickly dry off. They loved coming for a swim after hours when the rest of the crew was asleep. It meant that they had the pool to themselves and could go skinning dipping. Apollo loved it when Starbuck pushed him against the side of the pool and took him from behind, it made him feel so wickedly sinful.
On their way to the locker room a strange sound made Apollo stop and turn back towards the pool.
"Starbuck, did you hear something?"
"Yeah, my stomach growling. Why don't we go back to our quarters and make some popcorn covered in tons of hot melted butter and sit by the fire?"
"Now that sounds yummy, but we don't have a fireplace."
"Well, then I guess we will just have to make our own fire." Starbuck grinned as he pulled Apollo into a tight embrace.
From his hiding place inside the ventilation tube, the gremlin watched the two humans as they kissed and caressed each other. He wished they would hurry up and either screw each other and get it over with or get dressed and leave so they could screw someplace else. Five centons later he breathed a sigh of relief as the two left and he was at last able to leave the cramped tube. Opening the grate, he jumped down and hopped into the pool.
As soon as the water hit his back it began to hiss and bubble. Within microns five large lumpy balls went flying from his back and attached themselves the wall. They quickly grew in size and started to pulsate, then crack open to reveal five more gremlins. Each new gremlin then gave off an evil laugh as they too jumped into pool.
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EPISODE 11
In last week's episode... Sheba's gremlin baby multiplied.
In this week's episode...
By Jen
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Boxey came bounding in the door of his and his father's quarters after instructional period.
"You'll never guess what the other kids were saying in school today!"
"What?" Apollo asked, preparing himself for a long accounting of his son's day.
"There are gremlins running loose on the ship!"
Chuckling, his father replied, "Gremlins? Oh, Boxey! Don't believe everything you hear."
"No, really! A bunch of people have seen them!"
"Boxey, there are no such thing as gremlins. If people are claiming to see them they are probably just fatigued from all of this space travel. What they need is some time planet-side."
"Have you ever seen a gremlin?"
"Of course not. I told you that there is no such thing."
"If you've never seen one, then how do you know there is no such thing?"
Apollo sighed heavily and headed towards the fooder to start fixing dinner. 'This is going to be one of those conversations that I just can't win,' he thought ruefully. He opened the door to the fooder and grabbed a jug of fruit drink. Turning back to call to Boxey, his eyes suddenly blinked in complete bewilderment. He opened the door to the fooder again, rubbed his eyes, blinked again and...
"Aaaaahhhhh!!! A gremlin!!!"
...He quickly slammed the fooder door shut, cutting off the site of an ugly, hairy, little monster munching on the food in there.
Boxey came running into the room when he heard his father's scream.
"Dad! What's wrong?!"
"There's a gremlin in the fooder! There's a gremlin in the fooder!" A near hysterical Apollo shouted.
"But you said there were no such thing as..."
"I know what I said!" Apollo snapped. "Come on! We gotta get out of here!"
Apollo grabbed Boxey's hand and pulled him towards the door. When the door opened they both plowed into a very surprised Starbuck.
"Whoa, Apollo! What's the rush?"
"There's a gremlin in there! We gotta get out of here!"
"A gremlin?" The blond laughed. "This I gotta see!"
"Me too!" Boxey piped up. "I wanna see the gremlin!"
"No! It's a monster! It's dangerous! I'm calling security!"
Apollo rushed off with Boxey to comm security, not checking to see if Starbuck was following. Starbuck shrugged and watched them go. He just had to see what had gotten his lover so upset.
Entering the quarters, he looked around and couldn't find anything amiss. Knowing Apollo wasn't prone to hysterics, he began searching under the beds and in the closets. Still finding nothing, he headed to the fooder to grab something to drink while he waited for his wingmate to return.
*****
At the comm station down the corridor, Apollo frantically called security to report the creature that was in his fooder.
From the opposite direction, Evil Sheba approached her Prince's quarters. She just had to talk to her beloved! She had been hearing reports of gremlin sitings throughout the ship. Sagan! That little beast of hers was getting around! He sure was a fast little devil! She had to make sure that her Prince hadn't heard any rumours of her connection to the little monster.
Inside Apollo's quarters, Starbuck had just opened the fooder door when he heard the door chime. He turned and went to answer the door without even looking inside of the fooder or closing the fooder door.
His face fell when he saw Sheba standing there.
"Aren't you going to let me in?" She all but snarled at the man. "Don't you have a home or a job or someplace else you should be?" She added as she stepped forward to push past him.
"A pleasure to see you too." Starbuck's words were laced heavily with sarcasm as he stepped aside to let her in.
As she got halfway into the room, a blurry figured launched itself at her. Sheba screamed as the gremlin grabbed onto her with his sharp claws and hung on. She staggered backwards across the room and out the door into the corridor, screaming and beating at the creature.
Apollo was still standing at the comm unit with Boxey waiting for security to arrive when he heard the screaming. He barely had time to shove Boxey behind him and draw his gun when he saw Sheba rush past him with the gremlin still clutching onto her. A few microns later Starbuck rushed up to him.
"Did you see that?!" The blond yelled. "It looked like a gremlin! We gotta go help her!"
"It was a gremlin. Security is on its way, they'll take care of it. Right now, I just want to get Boxey to safety."
"See, Dad. I told you there were gremlins!"
Apollo made a noise that sounded a little like a growl at that and then the three men headed back to the Captain's quarters.
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Will security save Sheba?
Will Sheba bond with her child? Or is it grandchild?
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EPISODE 12
In last week's episode... Sheba was being attacked by a gremlin.
In this week's episode...
By Sithkitten
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After the incident with Sheba and the gremlin, Apollo, Starbuck, and Boxey returned to the dubious safety of Apollo's quarters. Apollo parked Boxey on a chair while he and Starbuck engaged in an obsessively thorough search of the quarters for more gremlins.
None were found, and the men eventually settled on the sofa, clinging together for reassurance. Boxey had flipped the vid on to Blarney, his favorite show. Apollo hated the improbably cheerful representation of a space myth, but he knew better than to risk the tantrum that would follow interruption of Blarney's show.
"Apollo," Starbuck murmured in his ear, toying with his hair. "Will you defend me against those nasty gremlins?"
"Of course, my love-" Apollo began, then was interrupted by the ear-piercing squeal of the Emergency Broadcast System. Both men turned sharply towards the tv.
"We interrupt this program to bring you this Special Report," the newsman said. "IFB cameras were on hand to record this appalling incident today, which took place in the Kobolian Chapel of the Battlestar Galactica. The recent plague of gremlins which has visited the mighty ship has become worse- much, much worse."
"Hey dad- what happened to Blarney?" Boxey shouted.
Apollo hushed him, eyes glued to the vidscreen. The camera showed the Kobolian High Prelate, in full regalia, proceeding through the ancient ritual of exorcism, while several gremlins bounced and chittered around the chapel.
"Now watch closely, folks, as the High Prelate makes an Important Discovery..."
The white-robed man continued to chant in ancient Kobolian, then flung drops of holy water at the gremlins, who hissed and shrieked in displeasure. But then the unthinkable happened- the skins of the gremlins, which were sizzling and steaming where the holy water had connected, erupted into more gremlins!
"Oh dear lords!" Apollo gasped in shock. On screen, the High Prelate heard the noises and opened his eyes, to find dozens more gremlins in his chapel.
"Frack!" he yelled.
"Dad, did that priest just say frack?" Boxey giggled hysterically.
"Watch your mouth, Boxey." Apollo didn't take his eyes from the screen. He was trying to count the gremlins when in upon the scene sailed the Head of Iblis, cackling madly.
"Mwahahahaha! Thought you could defeat my children, you Kobolian wuss? Yeah, right! I'll show you! Come, my pretties- come to Daddy!"
The little gremlins flocked together into an adoring mass where Iblis' feet should have been.
"Now, little ones, we must find your mother. Yes, let's go find Sheba!"
The head sailed off camera, followed by the chittering gremlins. The Kobolian Prelate collapsed dramatically into a dead faint.
"Sheba?!?!" Starbuck and Apollo gasped in unison.
The IFB newscaster returned to the screen. "Yes, that's right, folks- Sheba. The reknowned warrior princess, daughter of the fabled Cain, is the mother of these repulsive creatures. Born of an unholy union between Sheba and the demonic head of Count Iblis, these little menaces are being spotted all over the fleet. Whatever you do, folks, don't get one wet! We at IFB are committed to keeping you on top of this breaking story. And now, back to Blarney."
The screen flipped back to the children's show, leaving Apollo and Starbuck staring at each other in blank amazement.
"Sheba," Starbuck repeated, shaking his head.
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EPISODE 13
In last week's episode... The public finds out that Sheba is the mother of the gremlins.
In this week's episode...
By Betty
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Sheba slowly walked the corridors of the Galactica, hiding in any alcove she could find when she saw someone approaching her. As soon as she had seen the special bulletin on the IFB she knew she had to find some way to get away. There was no telling what the people of the fleet would do to her now, plus she knew that Apollo was now lost to her. He wouldn`t want her now, not after hearing the things that Iblis`s head had said on the IFB.
Then she had remembered that the fleet had come across a small, uninhabited planet only a few days ago. She decided that her best choice was to steal a viper and head towards the planet. She would run away and hide until things cooled off. That should only be a few days, then she would catch up to the fleet again and all would be well. Maybe Apollo would even forgive her and drop that damn Starbuck for her.
The sound of heavy footsteps made her stop and look around. She spied a dark alcove and ducked into it, only to feel a strong hand cover her mouth. Suddenly the man holding her was yelling.
"I have her, I have found the mother of the evil ones, Iblis' whore."
Sheba tried to struggle but the man`s grip was to strong. She was sure she knew who this man was, but unable to confirm his identity with out looking at him. She found herself being forced out of the alcove, and face to face with the rest of Silver Spar Squadron, and into the angry eyes of her best friend, Lt. Bojay.
"So Sheba you have now become the whore to the prince of darkness, what would your father say if he knew what you have done, we must rid you of this evil that has filled you" Bojay roared at her, then turning to the rest of his squadron he said, "Take her to our altar, we must cleanse the evil amongst us."
Sheba tried to scream as ensign Yolus, her old and dear friend from childhood, went into the alcove and pulled on a lever and a large door opened. She was carried inside, behind the walls, into a long dark corridor and down long steep stairs that seemed to go on forever. Centares later she found herself in a large room that had been turned into some sort of religious sanctuary complete with altar and pews.
Incense burned in all four corners, the only light came from black candles placed on the floor around the altar. Bojay ordered his men to lay her on the alter, which was covered in a black cloth. On the cloth was painted a five pointed star. She screamed, only to have a cloth gag forced into her mouth. Her arms and legs were them tied spread eagle to the altar, and a strange chanting began.
Bojay was then standing above her, dressed in a black cape with three golden 6`s embroidered on the front, a strange crown of golden snakes on his head. In his hand he held a gold knife with an ivory handle, the handle ending in a snake's head. She closed her eyes and prayed to the Lords of Kobol to save her as Bojay raised the knife high above his head and started chanting.
"Oh Beelzebub! We deliver this woman`s soul into your care."
Suddenly there was a flash and Iblis head appeared.
"And I`ll take it too! Oh what's wrong Bojay? Dear boy, didn`t you know that Beelzebub was just another of my many names? Mwahahahahahahahaha!"
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EPSISODE 14
In last week's episode... Count Iblis came to Sheba's rescue.
In this week's episode...
By Jen
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The room was suddenly filled with a strong odor of smoke and the people that were gathered around the altar gasped in fright. Bojay looked around frantically then said disgustedly, "For Sagan's sake, Jules! Put that fumerello out. The smoke from all of these candles is stinging my eyes enough as it is. Sheesh!"
When he turned back to the altar both Count Iblis and Sheba were gone.
"Well, that's that." He shrugged. "Let's go to the OC. I think we could all use a drink. Jules, you get to stay behind and blow out all of these fracking candles."
The rest of the squadron nodded in agreement and left.
*****
Somewhere down in the Netherworld, Sheba sat miserably listening to Count Iblis give her the scolding of her life. How she hated him! Her own father never even scolded her! One of these days she was gonna fix that bastard but good!
Count Iblis narrowed his eyes at her dangerously. "Sheba, we're in the Netherworld for Satan's sake! I still have all my powers down here. I *can* read your mind."
She flushed. "I knew that. I was just making a little joke."
"Duh-huh." Iblis rolled his eyes. "I would say your recent activities were a joke. Now as usual I'm going to fix things. Listen up, and listen up good." He glared at her until she looked properly contrite and respectful. "Here's what we're gonna do. The baby gremlins are staying here. Quite frankly, you aren't capable of raising the eyebrow of a simpleton much less raising creatures of darkness.
"Even though you've made a complete mess of things, you sold me your soul, so now I'm stuck with it. I'm going to ask my boss for a favor and get him to erase the memories of these past few sectons, those snotty 'ship of lights' jerks aren't the only ones with a few tricks up their sleeves. They'll never even remember anything about my lovely gremlin children."
Sheba looked up at him with new hope and adoring gratitude.
"Cut the crap." Iblis snapped. "Did you forget that I can read your mind down here already?"
'Drats! That overbearing, egotistical... oops! I forgot about the mind reading thing again. Curses!' Sheba cringed inwardly.
Count Iblis stood looking at her while tapping his foot with his arms folded across his chest. 'I always get the stupid ones!'
"May I finish? Or is there a possibilty of you having another thought in your head."
Sheba shook her head dumbly.
"I didn't think so. Now where was I?"
"Uhhh."
"Nevermind, I remember now. I'm sending you back, but you can just forget about Apollo being yours little missy."
"What?!"
"Shut up. Would you rather stay down here and change gremlin diapers for all eternity?"
"No!"
"Then listen up because you *really* owe me for this one. Your job is to separate Apollo and Starbuck, thus making them vunerable to my evil machinations of getting them to sell me their souls too. Got it? Don't try to double-cross me again or you will be sorry."
"Yes, Iblis," Sheba said miserably, just barely stopping herself from thinking of a way to betray him.
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Sheba found herself alone in her quarters aboard the Galactica. Everything looked the same as it had been before except that now there was a really creepy looking picture of Count Iblis' disembodied head in a metal frame next to her bedtable. She shuddered just thinking of it as she sat on her longseat thinking.
'Now to come up with an Evil plan to double-cross Count Iblis...'
It didn't take long before an Evil smile spread across her face.
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